The Heritage Hunt Homeowners Association (HOA) has announced their opposition to the construction of a new data center on the moon. According to a statement released by the HOA, residents of the upscale community are concerned that the data center's visibility through telescopes will negatively impact their "viewshed."
"We understand the importance of technological advancement, but we also value the aesthetic beauty of our celestial surroundings," said HOA president, Janet Moonbeam. "The last thing we want is to have our view of the stars marred by a hulking data center."
Residents of Heritage Hunt have long prided themselves on their top-of-the-line telescopes, which they use to gaze at the stars and planets from the comfort of their own backyard observatories.
"I spent a small fortune on my telescope, and I don't want to have to look at a giant data center every time I want to stargaze," said resident Roger Stardust. "We should be looking up at the beauty of the universe, not some corporate monstrosity."
The HOA has vowed to fight the construction of the data center tooth and nail, and has even hired a team of high-powered attorneys to represent their case.
"We'll do whatever it takes to protect the integrity of our viewshed," Moonbeam declared. "The moon is for dreaming, not for data centers."
Despite the opposition, it remains to be seen whether the data center will be built on the moon. One thing is for certain, however: the residents of Heritage Hunt will be watching the situation closely through their telescopes.
