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Planning Commission Recommends Approval for PW Digital Gateway Data Centers

In what was a surprise to absolutely no one paying attention, the Prince William County Planning Commission has recommended approval for the highly controversial PW Digital Gateway project.

According to sources, the decision was made shortly after 5 a.m., in a secret meeting held in a shadowy back room. It is unclear exactly how the commission came to this decision, as all members were sworn to secrecy and threatened with dire consequences if they dared to reveal any details of the proceedings.

Critics of the project have raised concerns about its potential impact on the environment, as well as its potential to disrupt the delicate balance of power in the county. But it seems that these concerns have fallen on deaf ears, as the commission has decided to greenlight the project without any regard for the consequences.

Many are speculating that the commission was swayed by the massive amounts of money and influence brought to bear by PW Digital Gateway's backers. Others believe that the decision was made due to some form of secret deal or underhanded maneuvering.

Regardless of the reason, it is clear that the people of Prince William County will now have to live with the consequences of this controversial decision for years to come. But hey, at least the commission got to make an important decision before the sun came up! So, that's something, right?