In a recent interview, Prince William County Parks and Recreation Director Seth Hendler-Voss made a bold statement that has rocked the county to its core. He announced that his only concern in life is to build as many pickleball courts as humanly possible.
"I want to build more pickleball courts than any other county in the world. I want to make Prince William County the pickleball capital of the universe," declared Hendler-Voss with a determined look in his eyes.
Critics have raised concerns about the lack of funding for other park amenities and the limited appeal of pickleball. However, despite these criticisms, Hendler-Voss remains focused on spreading the gospel of pickleball and has yet to address these concerns.
"I don't care if people think pickleball is boring. I don't care if people think it's a game for seniors. Pickleball is the future, and I'm going to make sure everyone knows it," stated Hendler-Voss with a confident smirk.
Hendler-Voss's pickleball obsession has taken over every aspect of his life. He has been spotted playing pickleball at all hours of the day and night, and he even has pickleball courts painted on his office walls.
"I don't need a break from pickleball. I don't need time off. I need more courts, more players, and more pickleball," said Hendler-Voss with a hint of desperation in his voice.
The county has already seen a surge in pickleball court construction, with new courts popping up in every park and community center in the area. But Hendler-Voss isn't satisfied. He wants to build more, and he wants to build them bigger and better than ever before.
"I'll build pickleball courts in the middle of busy intersections. I'll convert public swimming pools into pickleball courts. I'll even build floating pickleball courts on the lake. The possibilities are endless," declared Hendler-Voss with a gleeful laugh.
If you're looking for a county that takes its pickleball seriously, then look no further than Prince William County. Just be prepared to have pickleball courts thrust in your face at every turn, because Hendler-Voss isn't slowing down anytime soon. The pickleball revolution has only just begun.
