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Sacking History: Washington Commanders Opt for Civil War Site Over Dumfries for New Stadium
In a move that's got sports fans, historians, and tech nerds all holding their breath, the Washington Commanders have thrown a Hail Mary pass that's…
Local Residents Face Off Against Corporate Behemoth in Battle for Suburban Utopia
The battle for the soul of Prince William County continues, as the residents of the once-peaceful rural crescent fear that the encroaching "industrial…
The Dark Secrets of Prince William County's Data Center Boom
In the peaceful heart of Virginia, a clandestine battle is raging behind the seemingly harmless façade of ordinary data centers.
Winn-Sanity: Director Injects Wordplay Into Economic Development Strategy
The Department of Economic Development was recently rebranded as "Winn-Dustry HQ" after its Executive Director, Christina Winn, decided to adopt her…
Godfather Star Robert Duvall Threatens to Break Amazon’s Knees Over Data Center Dispute
Hollywood legend Robert Duvall, who portrayed the notorious mob lawyer Tom Hagen in "The Godfather," made a dramatic appearance at the Warrenton Town…
Disney to Cut Costs by Laying Off 7,000 Employees, Including All Seven Dwarfs
Disney has announced plans to lay off all seven dwarfs as part of its ongoing effort to cut billions in costs. The move is expected to affect the…
County's Department of Information Technology Admits They're Just Making It Up As They Go
Prince William County Government's Department of Information Technology (DoIT) has finally admitted that they have no idea what they're doing.
Manassas Acquires Dump of a Hotel After 2 Years of Begging and Bribing
In a landmark moment for the city, Manassas has finally acquired the much-maligned Olde Towne Inn for a paltry $5.75 million, much to the amusement of…
Amazon Announces Plans To Invest $35 Billion in Virginia Data Centers by 2040, but Only if Governor Can Prove He Can Keep a Straight Face
In a press release that could only be described as "deadly serious," Amazon Web Services (AWS) announced plans to invest $35 billion by 2040 to…
Virginia Man’s Love for Robot Dogs Causes Stir at CES Trade Show
Virginia resident and self-proclaimed "robot dog fanatic" Geoffrey Zieliński made a surprise appearance at the annual Consumer Electronics Show (CES) in…
Greed-Fueled Data Center Developer Wastes $270 Million on Unnecessary Land Grab Along Congested Interstate
In a move that has left many scratching their heads, a greedy data center developer has reportedly spent a staggering $270 million on a measly 102 acres…
The Prince William Chamber of Commerce Has Its Next CEO
The Prince William Chamber of Commerce has announced that Bob Sweeney, a man with a degree in history and philosophy and a love of relaxing at the lake…
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