It's a well-known fact that aliens have always been the go-to excuse for anything mysterious or inexplicable on Earth. But who would have thought that they would also be the solution to one of the biggest problems facing our planet today?
According to a recent statement from the United Nations, world leaders have unanimously agreed to solve the issue of global warming by blaming it all on the little green men from outer space.
"We've tried everything else," said President Joe Biden at a press conference. "We've implemented carbon taxes, invested in renewable energy, and even tried to get people to stop eating meat. But nothing seems to be working. It's time to turn to the only logical explanation left: aliens."
The decision has been met with mixed reactions from the public. Some are skeptical, arguing that there is no concrete evidence to support the claim. Others, however, are thrilled at the prospect of finally having an excuse for their own carbon footprint.
"I always knew it wasn't my fault that the Earth was getting warmer," said one relieved citizen. "Now I can go back to driving my gas-guzzling SUV and flying to exotic vacations without any guilt."
As for the aliens themselves, they have yet to comment on the allegations. But rumors are swirling that they are planning to launch a counter-attack, blaming the destruction of their own planet on the humans.
"We can't wait to see how that plays out," said one amused observer.
In the meantime, world leaders are urging citizens to take precautions against potential alien retaliation, such as building underground bunkers and stockpiling tin foil hats.
"It's better to be safe than sorry," warned President Biden.
So there you have it, folks. The global warming crisis has finally been solved. All thanks to the power of blaming it on aliens.
